#Pawgaritaville
(to the tune of “Margaritaville” by Jimmy Buffett)
Breeze’s Nibblin’ on sponge cake,
watchin’ the sun bake;
All of those tourists covered with oil.
Toddy‘s Strummin’ his six string on his front porch swing
Smell those shrimp–
They’re beginnin’ to boil.
Wastin’ away again in Pawgaritaville
Searchin’ for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there’s tequila to blame,
Now I know, it could be Bea’s fault.
Winston don’t know the reason
He stayed here all season
With nothing to show but a brand new tattoo.
But it’s a real beauty
A lady Sphynx cutie.
How it got there, he hasn’t a clue.
Wastin’ away again in Pawgaritaville
Searchin’ for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there’s tequila to blame,
Now I know, it might be Penny & Tippy’s fault.
Squirt blew out his flip flop,
Stepped on a pop top;
Cut his heel, had to cruise on back home.
But Tiggy’s got booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps us hang on.
Wastin’ away again in Pawgaritaville
Searchin’ for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that tequila’s to blame,
But I know, it’s all Patsy’s fault.
Wastin’ away again in Pawgaritaville
Searchin’ for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that tequila’s to blame,
But I know, it’s all Patsy’s fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there’s tequila to blame,
But I know, it might be Lucky’s Fault.
— by @Lucky_GSD
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